Crewneck Sweatshirt – "Authentic 50 Years of Not Giving a Damn" Retro

This cozy crewneck carries a quiet, defiant wit — a soft, medium-weight sweatshirt with a clean white canvas and bold, centered text that reads like a private laugh turned public statement. It sits comfortably across the shoulder with a classic cut and ribbed collar, sleeves, and hem that keep shape through repeated wear. The message is straightforward and slightly irreverent, made to be worn on relaxed mornings, road trips, backyard gatherings, or low-key milestone celebrations when a little attitude feels appropriate. Embroidery and DTF/DTG printing options add thoughtful detail, while responsibly sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX dyes give you peace of mind about what touches the skin.

Product features
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- 50/50 cotton-polyester medium-heavy (8.0 oz) fabric with durable double-needle stitching
- Ribbed knit collar and cuffs that retain shape
- Embroidered or printed decoration options; DTF neck labels and DTG prints
- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety compliance standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	20.00	22.01	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50